Sunday, August 12, 2007

Monday, August 6, 2007

Adam "Terminator" Jensen


Adam is like our dad. Without him none of us would make it through the day. He is obsessive compulsive, anal to a fault and loves to make fun of everyone. Yet we dish it right back because deep down the terminator is a sensitive softy (his other nickname is muffin top). That is until he gets on the bike. No one rides harder and faster, that's how he got the name. He simply terminates the field till there is only him. Girls love him but he usually misses all the hints. Don't worry Adam, we all love you.

Shaun "Radness" Radley


None of us here are gay (adam may be) but I think everyone has a crush on Shaun's legs. Damn those things are ripped. Radness is the voice of biking. No one lives and breathes biking more than Shaun. He is the next Phil Liggett, with an uncanny knack for announcing. Plus this guy attacks criterion's with fury.

Josh "Yosh" Tack


Yosh is the king of "that's what she said." Yosh is a wattage conservationist. He never looks like he's working until bang! and away he rides. His secret is code red mountain dew. He gets a mouthful of code red in his stomach and hold on. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Jeff "Jeffro" Cincoski




Jeff eats anything and it has been said he taste like chicken. He has a 12,490% exaggeration factor, but damn Jeffro is one of the most entertaining people to listen to. Without Jeff there would never be five pans of month old food under the living room couch or grand stories of lust and lore. Jeff slang's it like no other.

Cameron "Mr. Carmon" Johnson


Cameron is the mystery man. He is fast as all hell, lures the ladies, is covered in tattoo's and looks like Lance Armstrong. Where did this guy come from?

Brendan "Brendog" Halpin


Brendan lives by one motto: he does what he wants, when he wants, how he wants, and he does it well. No one else can close the bars, start the afterparty then get up at six and win a race. He kicks ass and takes names and does it on his own accord. Plus, the ladies dig his vibe.